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A 67 year old perverted door to door
dildo and ass lube salesman.
Hey look!! There goes your mom chasing
Dirty Bernie like he's the ice cream man!!
58π 7π
Originated in Muldrow Oklahoma, This act is portrayed between 3 partners, 2 partners lay side by
side face down on the floor while the third partner inserts both feet into their rectums and attempts to moonwalk.
This process is especially pleasurable if pointy cowboy
boots with thick heels are worn.
Harold and Bernard found out quickly that their loose rectums were no match for Jack and his shit kickers. Once
he started the Muldrow Moonwalk, the hoe down was all
but over!!!
32π 12π
The act of sitting on your partners face
placing asshole to mouth and excreting a
large extra long turd that slides down your partners throat.
Freddie was having a sweet tooth for chocolate, and ask Harold for a
delicious mouth watering peanut and corn flavored Cleveland deep throat.
51π 11π
The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.
Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!
86π 22π
The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.
Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!
Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.
Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.
60π 2π
Decribed as someone who is illiterate to
todays modern electronic devices.
My great uncle Alfred is such a Techno Idio. He asked if he could use the phone. So, I like handed him my cell. He looked at me strange and said. Don't you have a rotary phone?
20π 1π
A Flammin Homo faggot ass queer bait sissy
boy who is jealous of beautiful women, and
needs to be locked up in prison and gang raped repeatly by big hairy men.
Hey..look! There goes that Homo
Perez Hilton holdin' hands with his faggot
ass boy friend wearing a miss usa crown.
Let's go cripple them queery bastards!
510π 368π