AP World

While most people think this class is designed to teach advanced history to ambitious high school sophomores, it was actually designed as an intricate form of assisted suicide.

Students enrolled in AP world (or any AP class) will learn lots and lots of stuff that you already knew from the previous 10 years of schooling, but you will learn it in a different format. Meaning notes. Lots of notes.

Also you will want to die every night at 1am when you're only halfway through the 40-page chapter and you can't stop because you already have a disgusting C- average and you are an AP student for a reason and you want A's.

Also you will stop doing all your other classes' homework because you can only see your AP world grade, so now you have C's in everything! Yay!

By the time it's over, you will be burnt out. But never fear - next year is AP US history.......

Ken: "Hey, Carrie, wanna hang out?"
Carrie: "I'd like to, but I have an AP World test tomorrow and it has three essays that I have to write outlines for as well as studying five 30-page chapters for the actual test part. So I can't."

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