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The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.
Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!
The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.
She loves sweets, which means tonight is the night that I break out the Tewksbury Todger!
A sexual act that involves fisting while listening to country music.
She's a big girl, Ronny. I had no choice but to give her the old Pittsfield Plow.