Rural Dictionary

stuerize

verb. To partake in the act of covering one's personal items (usually paper, or other docuents that can easily be written on) with a series of vulgar drawings such as penises, or butts. In many cases rubbish words can be written on the paper, such as "Kwerkle" and "Kack-Knacker." But in every case, the "stuerized" document will have the words "You've been Stuerized, bitch!" written on it.

Oh, man, here comes Stu, I hope he doesn't Stuerize my stuff

by stu January 7, 2004

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Stu

Stu is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky.

Girl "Stu why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stuâs pants
Girl "Oh thatâs why"

by stu August 18, 2004

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claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.

I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!

by stu January 2, 2005

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you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

by stu April 5, 2005

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