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1) Literally "it's the beef"
2) When something is the dogs, so good it demands an exclamated statement.
1) When asked what meat I was carrying on my head, i replied "c'est la boeuf"
2) Antoine: Wow,look at the size of my erect chod. Yer mum really does it for me.
Billy-Bob: C'est la boeuf!!!
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One of those annoying creeps who pretends he is into all the same things as a girl to try and get into her dark place. They possess some sort on stealth powers as the girls can never see that they are being tricked. Dumbasses.
Fontaine: That sod Mark is wavelengthing my girlfriend when I'm at work, trying to get her to play a rusty trombone on him.That fucking wavelengther bastard chutney ferret.
Garfield: Meh, she's a porker anyway, let him have her.
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A regional term for a young person who dresses very unfashionably. Used mainly in North East England, and does not apply to older people.
Man A: Hmm, what do you think of her then?
Man B: Yoinks, she's dresses a bit Molly for my taste.....
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An expression used to describe someone who is bloody simple and slow-witted.
Tarquin: Oh, scrivens! I have just spent 20 pounds on this 10 pound note.
Algernon: You fucking dur.
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An exclamation of surprise. Best used very rarely for full effect.
Bloke One: Wow Darlo beat Man Utd 17-0 last night.
Bloke Two: Scrivens!
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Geordie rhyming slang for cushty. Usually used with a swearword for emphasis.
Geordie 1: wahay, I just found a tenner, let's go buy some meths.
Peter Andre: Salman fucking Rushdie!
Salman Rushdie! Bardy belter!
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A term for someone who molests cats. Nothing else will do, it must be feline or it won't get molested.
Girl: Hey, put my pussy down, you fucking cat molestor.
CM: No fucking way, I've only just started.
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