couch

Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.

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lurker

Someone who comes over to your house and stays really late, even if your tired and have to work the next day.

Dang, Tim is such a lurker; he wouldn't go away and was over at my house until 4am. I didn't get any sleep.

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