stoopid

The Hawaiin pronunciation and spelling of stupid.

That whitey's stoopid.

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gongbidis

Watery, often exposive, stool accompanied with frequent trips to the bathroom and stomache cramps.

I would love to go but I have a bad case of gongbidis.

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bucket of rhino meat

What a host offers a guest if previous offers of food are declined.

Would you like a sandwich?

"No."

How about some soup?

"No."

We have some left over steak....

"No thanks."

Ok, how about a bucket of rhino meat?

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5:01

International time for discipline.

5:00 crack open the beer.

5:01 the beatings commence.

Bob: "What happened to you?"

Larry: "I tagged a guy's fence and he found me at 5:01."

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