Chatsterbation

The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.

Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....

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Smitch

Social Media Bitch. Not responding timely or appropriately to social media posts.

OMG she is such a smitch. Wouldnt respond to my facebook post but liked my boyfriend's status.

My bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab cocktail at the new trendy bar.

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