An occurence usually on a beach or pool when you look at a girls back while she is either far away or swimming and it seems that she doesn't have a bikini on, but when she turns around or your eyes ajust you sadly relize her breasts are covered.
Kavin: dude check it out that chicks not wearing a....
damn, nevermind it was a topless mirage
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when the people at concession stands don't give you enough cheese for your nachos resulting in you having to eat several stale overly salty nacho chips.
Bret: hey dude can I have a nacho.
Bill: go ahead I'm all out of cheese anyway, that bitch at the counter nacho fucked me.
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An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.
Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.
Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.
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