three

what? what is this? what does this means? - gabe newell
a number gabe newell apparently doesn't likes
reasons are unknown

valve never made a third game of their franchises
its as if they dont know what a three is
we got half-life 1 and 2 but not half-life 3
we got portal 1 and 2 but not portal 3
we got left 4 dead 1 and 2 but not left 4 dead 3
we got dota 1 and 2 but not dota 3
we dont have counter strike 3
we dont have team fortress 3
we definitely won't have an artifact 3
and we dont have day of defeat 3

ape

a primate, member of the hominidae taxonomic family, great apes
they do not have tails
not to be confused with monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas

traveller 1: this forest is simply beautiful, i am enchanted
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees

ape not kill ape

monkey

a primate, an animal

they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa

example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals

example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape

example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!

example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind