Dirty Stuart

When a man with Down syndrome sends you a video of him oiled up and naked, fanning his ass cheeks and shaking his ass to the camera so you can see his ballsack and dick dangling beneath his asshole. The video must be made on an android and therefore have shit quality.

I was texting a random number and got sent the Dirty Stuart.

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James Huang

When you masturbate so vigorously that you shed off a layer of skin from your penis and then proceed to put the excess skin in the microwave for about 20 seconds to make it crispy and eat it as a snack

I just James Huanged last night and let my dog try some

Dirty Rose

A severely autistic female drools all over your cock to lube it up before you fuck a watermelon

She gave me the dirty rose, that slobber helped a lot