The Tiger Talk

Prenuptial pep-talk given by the female partner in a relationship; detailing the dark consequences which will immediately follow any instance of infidelity on the male's part.

"Uh, so Jen and I were out having some Indian last night, when she laid The Tiger Talk right on me"

"Wow! Really?"

"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"

"Dude.. ouch!"