NDTF

acronym for "not down to fuck"

Guy 1: yo Ian, wanna buy some doorags and smoke some cron cron?
Ian: Nah b, NDTF. I is not gangsta enough.

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double fisting

1. Two girls, one guy
2. One girl, two holes

Guy: That girl is such a slut, she's totaly down for the cause. Of double fisting.

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SMT

acronym for "Squeeze ma titties"
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Yo dat bro ova der was fiiiine. I wanna tell him to SMT and then he can be all like SMD

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fag

1. A cigarette
2. A homosexual man

Guy 1: Yo. Do you have a fag?
Guy 2: Which kind?
Guy 1: What's the difference. You can suck on both of them.

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gin and jewce

When a rabbi and or someone of Jewish decent gets drunk. perferably off gin.

Guy 1: did you go to synogogue yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah I did. The rabbi was shmammered. He must have been sippin on gin and jewce.

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