Gerg

A Gerg is a person who enjoys very large ejaculations on turtles and other aquatic life. The word originates from a man who found himself in a shitted bathroom stall at his local supermarket. This led him to take action to support all of the water-residing endangered species. His cum was so fertile it helped increase turtle nesting sites. For his noble actions, he was compensated with volunteer hours.

Do you see that guy over there? He's such a Gerg; while running at the park, I saw him stick it in a turtle and then he proceeded to cum all over the poor creature. However, the turtle's shell did seem to grow thicker. Maybe I should get myself a Gerg.