Jake

A guy that's a kleptomaniac, but is the bestest fucking guy when he can be. He will insult you sometimes but will be really kind and sweet with you when you need it. He is always there for you and will fight anyone that offends you. Everyone needs a Jake in their life to have a wild time, and to just chill with too. He's so lovable but crazy, he will kiss your hand when you are sad and slap ya bum when you're happy.

I just got kissed and slapped at the same time?!
Yeah that's a Jake