Sugar Homie

The guy in the friendgroup that offers to pay for everything

Brad: Damn these sex toys are really expensive, I don't think I can afford them.
Preston: Don't worry bro, I got you.
Brad: Thanks bro, I can't wait to use these later with my girl.
*Later*
Brad: Wow, Preston sure was being a sugar homie back there

Glizzyphobia

The fear of glizzies; the fear of accidently eating a glizzy; the fear of becoming one with the glizzies.

Girl: Get that glizzy away from him! Haven't you heard? Ever since Billy had a bad trip in the butcher's shop he has had glizzyphobia!

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