yer maw's a junkie

a commonly used insult among scottish gang members utilised to instigate an aggressive response from a rival youth.

'haw you ya bawbag.. yer maw's a junkie.'

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the shape ae a table

scottish term to describe the act of being on one's hands and knees in an extremely drunken state.

'that cunt's gonny come hame the shape ae a table.'

boaby up the lum'

scottish term for the act of putting one's penis into a partner's rectum.

'bend ower ya boot am gonny pit boaby up the lum'

ben the loaby

scottish term for being within the adjoining corridor (hallway) between rooms.

'haw maw, where's ma jacket?'.. 'ot's ben the loaby ya roaster'

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