the shape ae a table

scottish term to describe the act of being on one's hands and knees in an extremely drunken state.

'that cunt's gonny come hame the shape ae a table.'

yer maw's a junkie

a commonly used insult among scottish gang members utilised to instigate an aggressive response from a rival youth.

'haw you ya bawbag.. yer maw's a junkie.'

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ben the loaby

scottish term for being within the adjoining corridor (hallway) between rooms.

'haw maw, where's ma jacket?'.. 'ot's ben the loaby ya roaster'

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boaby up the lum'

scottish term for the act of putting one's penis into a partner's rectum.

'bend ower ya boot am gonny pit boaby up the lum'