Butte Party

A social gathering occurring in the southwestern Montana town of butte where males gather to pursue the carnal pleasures given by swamp donkeys, bridge trolls, and dragons. These mythical creatures, although rarely seen, are also known to the rest of the world as women or butte queens. Another defining aspect of the butte party is that all involved, are safely inebriated and in bed by 10:00 PM. On a side note the ratio between guys to girls is somewhere between the range of 5 and 12 to one.

Dude everyone here is dudes and they're all really drunk it must be a butte party.