spam

(S)alvaged (P)arts, H(am)

What do you mean, ewwwww? I don't like Spam!

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cherub chewable

A booger, left by kids under tables, on walls, etc.

The kids keep leaving little cherub chewables under the table.

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carbecue

A vehicle on fire.

Look! It's a carbecue! Grab the marshmallows!

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Alice's Restaurant

A restaurant where you could get anything you want. Also, a song to be sung when getting drafted. The recruiters will think the draftee is crazy and reject them.

Come right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You could get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!

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RDDB

A red diaper doper baby

Radical red diaper doper baby NUTBARS, in the ACLU

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electrical banana

A banana with a fork stuck in each end, connected to 120 volts A.C. Peels itself when electrified.

Electrical bananas are for people too lazy to peel their own bananas. Don't forget to unplug it before you eat it!

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sewisare

Alternate spelling for suisare

Suisare or sewisare

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