Boston Red Sox

Since people will be butthurt and will dislike this - I won’t be doin’ much more than this: The worst team in baseball who constantly get crushed in the regular season.

Person 1: Go Boston Red Sox!
Person 2: Oh, you mean those idiots?

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New York

The world’s best state. But please. Don’t call NYC “The Big Apple”. I’m not a Mets fan. It’s cloudy a lot though. Go Yankees.

Duke: Here’s the Big Apple!

And he was brutally murdered.

Please, just say New York.

Michigan State University

1: A top university if you’re looking for a good path. It was founded in 1855 in East Lansing, Michigan. There is mascot is known as “Sparty”. As the title of thr bame suggests, it’s.. well.. a spartan.

2: WAAAAAAY better than Michigan University.

3: Great for parties

4: Lots of good sports

5: An overall great college.

It’s an extravagant place, great one, and it’s also a nice place for hanging out and dancing and for frat parties.

Person 1: “I’m excited to get into Michigan State University!”
Sparty: “OH HELL YEAH!

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