humbug

An expression of annoying disappointment. Popularized by the use of the character Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.

Man visits hooker. Taking off her panties, she reveals an enormous cock.

Man (muttering): Humbug. Not another tranny.

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pubis

pubic hair. Hair around the pubic area.

Conan has red pubis.

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ball buster

A nutcracker, when used on a penis.

For the love of God, Naked Men, do not go near a nutcracker.

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hockey

A stick and puck game played on ice.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

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blizzard'd

A sex act in which a man or woman wet farts in your face.

A man was just blizzard'd.

(To his partner): What did you eat today, broccoli?

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most extreme elimination challenge

Me trying to complete a multiple choice exam.

I don't study a whole lot.

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pachinko

A noisy game that you play with many little balls.

I like playing pachinko in a room full of strangers.

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