holy cow

A reference to a cow's religious status in India.

I drink organic milk.

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semen

People who work, live, and sail on a ship. People who have a passion for the se.

Also sailors, se people and se-farers.

Why are the others writing such dirty and horrible things about semen?

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amazon

The widest river in the world. A man-ish female tribe in mythology. An annoying book selling web site.

It takes so long to buy books from Amazon.

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oishi

Or oishii. Japanese, meaning delicious.

Japanese man eats a sushi.
"Oishi," he says to the stranger next to him.

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intern

Free slaves in the workplace.

Slavery is outlawed by numerous international treaties and a Proclamation in the United States.

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get a room

What someone would say in reference to some intimate act that is entirely inappropriate in public.

Me (seeing a dog lick a man's bare bottom on the street): Get a room.

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mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

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