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1. the act of deriving pleasure from shoving a penis into an orifice.
2. the act of pleasuring a man or woman's anal area.
3. the act of pleasuring a female's genital area.
4. any process in nature that involves a male gamete and female oocyte that results in the production of an offspring.
Examples
1. (i) I like it when a girl puts on heels and I have sex with her feet.
(ii) I just put seran wrap inside my car's exhaust pipe and I am humping it. I am having sex with my car.
(iii) I caught a dolphin and I am fucking her hole. I am having sex with a dolphin.
(iv) The shephard enjoys having sex with his animals by sneaking up on them at night.
(v) My dog humps the hole in the tree trunk. It likes having sex with the tree.
(vi) I jerk off three times a day. Having sex with myself makes me tired.
(vii) I talk to girls in chatrooms and have virtual sex with them. I am not actually shoving my cock up their ass, but in my mind I am virtually doing it.
(viii) Bill Clinton put his cock in Monica Lewinsky's mouth. He had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky.
2. I had a kid shove a broom up my ass. Broom sex is awesome.
3. (i) I am rubbing my clit against the rough sofa. I'm having sex with the sofa.
(ii) I am rubbing my pussy against my roomate's clit. We're having lesbian sex.
(iii) Bubba just shoved a cigar up my vagina. He is fucking me with a cigar.
4. (i) The pollination between two flowers or of one flower with itself is a sexual act.
(ii) Artifical insemination can be considered to be sex in a tube or petri dish.
(iii) A paramecium that splits in two is not reproducing sexually, but asexually.
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Reference to the scale of a difficult task. Name of a book by Hillary Clinton in reference to raising her daughter.
Also, how many people it will take to clean up the mess George W. Bush made in Iraq.
George W. Bush is an idiot. It takes a village to make him realize that.
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What to do with a hot cup of coffee before you drink it.
Just let the coffee chill. Or else it'll burn your tongue and you're gonna have a bad time.
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in reference to an unsuspecting asian person (esp. a tool), used by a non-asian solely as a way to meet other asians and to infiltrate their culture.
1) That American girl has never met an asian guy before. So she befriends the naive Takeshi -- her gateway asian. Now that she is comfortable with being around Japanese people and is seen by enough of his countrymen, she abandons Takeshi, eats a lot of sushi, and sleeps with hot asian guys.
2) Japanese kid (to an American girl): stay the fuck away from me. I'm not your gateway asian.
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a vault of knowledge that embodies the wisdom of crowds
don't be so sure what "booty" is until you check out urban dictionary
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What your mother says you are when you're fucking ugly.
You're all special, boys and girls.
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