Having sex with Jenna Jameson and three other porn stars of your choice.
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What a person says when he has something to discuss.
Boy: We need to talk.
Girl: ...
Boy: We need a new shower head.
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A way of saying that a person is not insane. Origin: George W. Bush has insanely sent thousands of American troops to the Middle East on a pointless war.
(Man, in underwear, holds up bank. Several members of the SWAT team shouted that he put his gun down.)
Man (panicking): Don't shoot me. I didn't vote for Bush, man. I swear.
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1: hey what did you get
2: an iphone
1: you fucking piece of shit
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A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.
Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?
Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.
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A funny suffix. Used to induce laughter.
Me: Hizzle. Myzzle namezzle izzle Davidizzle Blainzzle. (People laugh.)
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"...love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."
source: The Wedding Crasher (2005)
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