hot as hell

1. Reference to something that has a high temperature.

2. Reference to a sexual object of desire.

Me: That barbecue stove is hot as hell.
Someone Else: ...

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popping pills

How a druggie spends his day.

By popping pills (aspirin, sleeping pills, amphetamine) , he was able to take his pain away.

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old head

Reference to an older person's penis.

Old people have wrinkly dicks.

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sex

1. the act of deriving pleasure from shoving a penis into an orifice.

2. the act of pleasuring a man or woman's anal area.

3. the act of pleasuring a female's genital area.

4. any process in nature that involves a male gamete and female oocyte that results in the production of an offspring.

Examples

1. (i) I like it when a girl puts on heels and I have sex with her feet.

(ii) I just put seran wrap inside my car's exhaust pipe and I am humping it. I am having sex with my car.

(iii) I caught a dolphin and I am fucking her hole. I am having sex with a dolphin.

(iv) The shephard enjoys having sex with his animals by sneaking up on them at night.

(v) My dog humps the hole in the tree trunk. It likes having sex with the tree.

(vi) I jerk off three times a day. Having sex with myself makes me tired.

(vii) I talk to girls in chatrooms and have virtual sex with them. I am not actually shoving my cock up their ass, but in my mind I am virtually doing it.

(viii) Bill Clinton put his cock in Monica Lewinsky's mouth. He had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky.

2. I had a kid shove a broom up my ass. Broom sex is awesome.

3. (i) I am rubbing my clit against the rough sofa. I'm having sex with the sofa.

(ii) I am rubbing my pussy against my roomate's clit. We're having lesbian sex.

(iii) Bubba just shoved a cigar up my vagina. He is fucking me with a cigar.

4. (i) The pollination between two flowers or of one flower with itself is a sexual act.

(ii) Artifical insemination can be considered to be sex in a tube or petri dish.

(iii) A paramecium that splits in two is not reproducing sexually, but asexually.

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it takes a village

Reference to the scale of a difficult task. Name of a book by Hillary Clinton in reference to raising her daughter.

Also, how many people it will take to clean up the mess George W. Bush made in Iraq.

George W. Bush is an idiot. It takes a village to make him realize that.

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chill

What to do with a hot cup of coffee before you drink it.

Just let the coffee chill. Or else it'll burn your tongue and you're gonna have a bad time.

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m&a

masturbating and assfucking. Refers to how a guy satisfies himself in prison.

An interview with Hannibal Lector. Interviewer: must be hard being in prison.

Hannbial makes that annoying sucking sound with his teeth and lips.

HL: yes, well, there's m&a. And alfafa beans. (makes annoying sucking sound again)

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