yo mama

What's hanging down my balls.

My balls are enormous.

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penis poo

Going anal without a condom.

Dude, wear a condom.

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m&a

masturbating and assfucking. Refers to how a guy satisfies himself in prison.

An interview with Hannibal Lector. Interviewer: must be hard being in prison.

Hannbial makes that annoying sucking sound with his teeth and lips.

HL: yes, well, there's m&a. And alfafa beans. (makes annoying sucking sound again)

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rocket

my cock; a space vehicle

My cock looks like a rocket, girls. Suck on those huge fuel tanks...

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wizzle

A funny word that you say with wozzle.

Man: I don't know what you are talking about. Wizzle wozzle.

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