hyphy wipe

when the situation arises, after a good night, you awake with the pabst a brewin. your bowel movement barely makes it to the porcelain bowl as you realize the girls from the night before used up the last rolls of shit tickets.
with no other option, you must cup the hand and swoop in one upward wipe to clear the remains, the remaining brownie must then be forcefully whipped from the fingertips into the the bowl.
once successfully completed, simply scrub fingers.

the hyphy wipe can be used as a dance move, similar to the thizz face, a hyphy wipe will let everyone know hyphy-ness.

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