humaroo

human and kangaroo characteristics in one specimen.

I took some hair from a joey at the Steve Irwin Zoo and combined genes with my own to create a humaroo.

Starbucks Name

when they spell your name wrong at Starbucks, so you just accept it and go by it forever. Also to keep your identity a secret you don't use your credit card because then you might be accused of identity theft.

Starbucks barista: and your name is?

You: Hannah

(minutes later)

Starbucks barista: passion iced tea for Kiana!

(you thought they said your name when infact they said your Starbucks Name. You take the drink, and the fact that you mumble your name)

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