drunk dial

the best way to tell the chick you are infatuated with that you want to sleep with her in the near future. it is often helped if the number of beers your mates have drunk is also quite high and they are very perswasive

billy: im not sure if i should tell jane how i feel about her
bob: go for it dude, what can go wrong?
billy: ive had 6 beers in the last hour i dunno
bob: nah man, you gotta tell her sometime, i will help you out
billy: yeah alright, wheres my phone, time to drunk dial jane

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jaegerbomb

the bestest drink in the world thought relatively expensive when you consider what you get. best to drink them at home yo yo. they make everyone feel fantabulous

grab some bull and we can do some jaegerbombs at mine

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