A person named Damjan is fat and susceptible to leukemia. Don't expect him to look at a woman's eyes ever. Probably dwelling in the dirtiest sewer in FYROM's Skopje. Damjan the type of ninja to miss 10 free throws in a row and yell "SIUUU"
"Did you see that dirty rat?"
"I know right? For sure he is Damjan."
The name of an astute Macedonian businessman. A man of humble beginnings that amassed a great fortune starting from nothing in the heart of great Macedonia (Skopje). It is likely you won't meet someone with this name while they are alone. Chances they have a beautiful family by their side are 9 out of 10.
-Where do you live?
-Ah, I live in one of the 200 apartment complexes in Northern Skopje.
-Is it owned by Zelimir Kikovic?
-Of course!
Refers to making a career switch to Software Engineering for the sole reason of salary prospect.
"Are you still making 25k per year at Wallmart?"
"No, I had to take the codepill."
"Based."