Comcast

The fucking shittiest service known to man. Fuck this fucking cock ass nigger shit. They wont even connect. This thing wont even fucking connect. I've been trying to play League of Legends for 2 hours and my friends have already played two games and they won and they're gunna stop playing and imuna have to to go read a book or something. FUUUKKKKKKK.

My Friends: dude that game last night was awesome.
Me: FUCKING SHIT FUCK ASS COCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUU
My Friends: Oh you have comcast dont you

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yogg

when you take an undirected chance on something without much thought.

originated from the hearthstone card: yogg-saron

i don't understand this material, im just going to yogg on the final tomorrow.

Tuesday

Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane

Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.