Incoughtinence

Coughing so hard you urinate

My cold was so bad I had incoughtinence.

Blitish

A person who is both Black and British

The boxer Lennox Lewis is Blitish

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I think I just did

when you are a gay robot and someone wishes you good luck in finding a really nice guy, but you already have, and it's that person

"I think I just did. Marty, will you go to the prom with me?"

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