jack squat

Nothing. Identical in meaning to jack shit - it's just an equivalent for people who are scared of profanities.

Your car's worth jack squat.

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bum

1. A homeless person.
2. British/Australian equivalent of "butt".
3. To fuck someone up the arse.

A bum bummed me up the bum.

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spurt reynolds

Penis.

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=3

An ASCII penis.

o~ o~ o~ =3

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penise

Posh for knob.

The above is an obscure reference to Harry Enfield or something.

"Penise?" "It's posh for knob."

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sexy reaction

An erotic pachinko game.

For every sexy action there is an equal and opposite sexy reaction.

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