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giving someone oral sex and then biting their penis off.
Tyson: This time it won't be the ear.
Holyfield: Oh, that feels so good.AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is a Tyson Chomp.
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Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.
Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;
Billy Mays
Elvis Presley
2PAC
Steve Irwin
Adolf Hitler
Bruce Lee
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon
Pope John Paul II
Julius Caesar
Christopher Colombus
The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.
Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.
PoD: Penis of Destiny
An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:
Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,
He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,
and he died a slow painfull face melting death.
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to have sex with a person (typically a man), and you have a small penis
Bob: Do you know how to do the Daniel Tosh?
Jim: To have a terrible show on Comedy Central?
Bob: No, but that too. I was talking about having sex with a small penis.
Jim: Sorry. I have a penis the size of Greg Oden.
Bob: Me too!!
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when having sex with a women, having her legs flopping all over the place resembling a fish out of water
Tracy: Dude, little mermaid whore is the best thing since sliced bread.
Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.
Tracy: Dude, trust me.
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you squirt orange juice into the females mouth, duct tape it shut, then massage mayonaise onto your dick and perform anal untill the oj comes out of her nose.
George: Dude, do you know OJ Mayo.
Larry: Ya, that basketball player.
George: No,it is the new angry dragon.
Larry: Very nice, high five!
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Giving such an agressive handjob that you snap their dick off like a celery stalk.
Brenda: Dude, Timmy is in the ER. I gave him a serious atomic shakeweight.
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Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
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