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If your daddy gets around but keeps it in the family, resulting in brother-cousins, then youâve gotta distinguish your real brother, who is your brother from the same mother.
My brothers are Jack, Tim, Tony, Andre, Jerry, Thomas, Phil, and Jim... theyâre cousins too, except Jim... Jim Is my brother from the same mother.
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Matt: I ainât goâin to that ball freezing, ice beach, polar bear canoodling, 4th World Country, Canada.
Cheryl: Come on! Itâs summertime and besides, they have cheap beer.
Matt: Ok, Iâll get my parka.
Cheryl: Donât forgot your hat and the bear spray.
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The National Day of support to our 45th president, celebrated every April 1st.
Cheryl: "Happy April Fool's day"
Matt: "...and a happy April, Trump Day, to you too."
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Impeach the 45th President. When saying "his" name, causes tremendous acid reflux, causing you to throw up a little bit in your mouth, this is a plausible alternative. However, Impeach 45 is only a placebo, and will not remove that bad taste in your mouth. The cure lies in voting during midterm elections.
Impeach TRUM!@#$%... sorry, I character vomited a little. Impeach 45. That's better, but I still don't like the taste.
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The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people youâve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didnât wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
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