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The process of a costumed superhero/supervillian getting his/her ass whooped. This expression can be used regardless of whether or not the costume consists of a cape.
If Thor and Spiderman had to fight each other, Spiderman would get cape raped.
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A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.
When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.
The act of shifting a manual car to their highest gear and leaving it there regardless of how long it takes for the car to accelerate. The only time a bullshifter would shift down would be at the risk of stalling. Bullshifting is primarily a result of laziness.
Passenger: "Shouldn't you shift down? You're going freaking slow."
Driver: "Nah. I'm bullshifting."
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A spin off of "carbohydrates," though these are usually eaten by bros. Additionally, they never are used in a negative context.
Bro 1: "Come on, dude, that thing is full of carbrohydrates!"
Bro 2: "Exactly. Now let me stuff my face, fool."
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a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.
b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.
A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."
B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."