Giftie

Almost like a selfie, but instead it is the act of buying a special gift for your own personal use.

Person 1: OMG I love your necklace where did you get it from?!??

Person 2: Thanks! It was a giftie I found it on sale!!

Openisur

Pronunction: O-penis-ur
A penis connoisseur

Person 1: We're going to the openisur's house... make sure your fly is up.

Person 2: .......ah shit

Spinch

The act of both speeding and inching up. Most commonly used when driving to go around someone or to enter or exit the highway in a timely fashion. Those who spinch are often inconsiderate drivers who like to blast past everyone on the road.

Friend 1: Dude you're about to miss the parkway exit!!!

Friend 2: Don't worry, watch me spinch past all these people.

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