Boof

Term for sexual intercourse, derived from the imagined onomatopoeia of the involved thrusting. Alternatives include 'boff', as used by Gene Hunt in the series Life On Mars.

bill and jane have been going out for ages, have they boofed yet?

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owz u

Cryptic alternative to the common "hows you?" or even "how are you?". "owz u" may have a question mark, it may not, it doesn't bloody matter. Can be used to break awkward silences.

"hey. owz u."
"So.. yeah..
um..
owz u"

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