Personal Shit

A shit someone takes while having an emotional breakdown.

I think Sandra was taking a personal shit. The bathroom floor is covered in tears and it smells like death in there.

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Homosecular Gaytheist

A thoughtful, intellectual individual who happens to identify as both gay (homosexual) and atheist (secular).

I am a homosecular gaytheist, therefore, I am awesome. I am a girl who likes girls and I don't believe in a god = HOMOSECULAR GAYTHEISM!!!!!!!!

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