sneaky bastard

when you're speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over

"You saw that cop right."
"No. He better not pull a sneaky bastard."
*sirens*
"DAMN IT!!"

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hodak moment

the perfect time for a picture with only the girls

We all passed out on the bed last night. It was such a hodak moment.

jank

the product of male sexy-time.

Dude, stop janking on me.