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I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.
5π 2π
The act of a woman rubbing her clit.
There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.
3π 1π
Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.
Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.
9π 2π
When a woman shits herself while also having a severe yeast infection and her period.
She was so drunk and wanted me to go down on her. I almost did until she dropped her pants and I saw her loaded nachos. I puked everywhere.
6π 5π
A very hot or attractive handicapped or disabled person.
guy 1-"Dude, that chick is hot" guy 2- "Man ,shes in a wheelchair. One legs longer than the other" guy 1 - "I dont care, she gimp-ilicious"
An incurable disease in which a person thinks he is a character in stars wars.
Harry has the worst case of star warsitis. He has been running around with a midget painted green on his back and trying to move things with his mind. And he keeps screaming "I have the force".
4π 2π
A person who thinks he is Rocky and wants to fight everyone while drunk.
We are not asking Jason to go to the bar anymore. He got us thrown out the last time because he started a fight with 3 guys. He is such a rockyholic.
3π 2π