87

A cheating female. In the February 2003 issue of Cosmopolitan, 87% of females admitted to cheating, so a female who has cheated, is an 87.

You don't wanna marry that bitch, she's an 87!

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Pulp Fiction Vegetarian

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."

I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.

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12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."

"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"

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Endiversary

Opposite of an anniversary. It's the day you either celebrate (or mourn, depending on your outlook of the situation) the ending of a relationship. Causes of celebration include the end of a marriage from a cheating whore. Causes of mourning is when the relationship ends abruptly and you didn't want it to.

January 30 is my endiversary from my ex-wife! It's going to be a great day! We'll all go out and get hammered to celebrate!

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compfused

One who is completely incompetent when it comes to modern-day technology, particulary computers. Synonyms include 12:00 Flasher

Do you know anything about computers? No man, I'm so compfused!

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