Tweetnesia

When you have the idea for the most epic, world peace creating, national debt eliminating tweet that could ever fit into 140 characters, and you forget it as soon as you begin to type your tweet.

I have had tweetnesia on multiple occasions. The world is still in disarray because of me.

NASCAR

Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.

Not
All
Southerners
Care
About
Racing

Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR?
Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?

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Endiversary

Opposite of an anniversary. It's the day you either celebrate (or mourn, depending on your outlook of the situation) the ending of a relationship. Causes of celebration include the end of a marriage from a cheating whore. Causes of mourning is when the relationship ends abruptly and you didn't want it to.

January 30 is my endiversary from my ex-wife! It's going to be a great day! We'll all go out and get hammered to celebrate!

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compfused

One who is completely incompetent when it comes to modern-day technology, particulary computers. Synonyms include 12:00 Flasher

Do you know anything about computers? No man, I'm so compfused!

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87

A cheating female. In the February 2003 issue of Cosmopolitan, 87% of females admitted to cheating, so a female who has cheated, is an 87.

You don't wanna marry that bitch, she's an 87!

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