Frostie

The term for the stereotypical trophy-wife blonde, with glimmering hair that can cause temporary blindness when it reflects direct sunlight; known to have at least a slight attitude or coldness resulting from their understanding of their own appeal; known to undergo daily spa treatments and bronzing sunless tan dips each week

As the Situation walked the streets of San Francisco, he stopped in his tracks when that bangin' frostie dropped her sunglasses

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