tiki time

a phrase used to encourage others to get absolutely plastered. a time when you take so many shots to the point where you can count and play drinking games until you drop dead. tiki time is most often on weekends or days off, but some people are on tiki time 24/7.

being on tiki time is a dangerous game. after a full day of being on tiki time, you may wake up anywhere from a random persons front yard to a boat ten miles off shore.

boss: “why weren’t you at work on monday?”
me: “sorry boss! I was on tiki time all weekend.”

Slut Training Academy

Slut Training Academy is also known as St. Thomas Aquinas High School, STA for short. Many people don’t think they will fall into the trap, but attending STA is guaranteed to turn you into a slut. St. Thomas is a predominantly white school full of fake blonde bitches. There is no doubt that St. Thomas is a major party school that throws absolutely ragers. But parties full of sloppy drunk teenagers is a whore activity waiting to happen.

“What school do you go to?”
“Slut Training Academy”
“Oh, so that’s why you’re a whore!”

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