Intern

A system that reduces the minimum wage to a suggestion rather than a requirement by law.

Let's make fire Susan and make her position available as an internship... That way we don't have to give them an hourly wage.

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Spasmic

A state in which someone is simultaneously spastic and cosmic. This would involve jerky movements with an underlying fluid motion.

That chick looked totally spasmic at the prodigy concert.

That dude's pop and lock was crazy spasmic.