Aiden Lang

some big booty dude who literally warps gravity because of his absolute dump truck

Bill Nye: Bro why is gravity all messed up?
Sir Isaac Newton: dude its Aiden Lang's big booty
Bill Nye: Oh damnnnn its so jiggly

LIL AIDS

LIL AIDS is a really well built Korean guy, he's not like those BTS weirdos he resembles more like big sweaty, 10 pack, sharp jawline and biceps than can crush literal children. Any man who looks at him automatically gets a boner and some will even start acting all sussy towards him, some even report instant orgasms upon laying their eyes on him. He also has an abnormally large left testicle that you can pay $5 to suck on like a little baby.

Straight Person #1: who's that
Straight Person #2: OH SHIT ITS LIL AIDS DONT LOOK
*Person #1 gets boner*
*Person #2 gets boner, orgasms, starts moaning super sussy*

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