A witty response to literally any question in Fiji which translates into, "call you grandmother". I personally do not like this joke because my bu is dead.
Miri: Hey Jone, can you top up my bus card?
Jone: Qiri vei bu!
Oi brass, kere jibi (Oi bro, can you spare a cigarette?
Lmao, qiri vei bu
Kubu?
Qiri vei bu
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