porphyrophile

Someone obsessed with the color purple, to disturbing extremes.

Suzi's such a porphyrophile, I swear, all she does is sit and stare at purple things. And sometimes gnaws.

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w00t-off

Stems from the classic internet w00t.

n. One who w00ts excessively, almost orgasmically.
"You're such a w00t-off, shut up."

v. To command someone to go away because of their obnoixiously happy/hyperactive nature.

n. "You're such a w00t-off, shut up."

v. "w00t-off man, you're really annoying me."

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wee

Used to describe your reaction to something shocking, surprisingly enjoyable, interesting, or anything else that instills an intense emotion in oneself, implying that it's so intense you just can't hold your urine in any longer.

"That makes me wee!",
"So exciting, you might wee!",
"Stop it, you're making me wee..."

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