Feeling sorry for yourself, wishing you could be somewhere you can't. Especially when someone is incarcerated and missing life on the outside.
Tyrone told Ed, "Man dude, I noticed you've been thinking about your girl all day, stop sucker strokin."
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A girl who is fat but still kinda hot looking, making her a fat hottie or fottie.
Michelle said, "I may be fat but guys still hit on me, that makes me a fottie."
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Someone who at first is your uncle and then hooks up with your mom and marries her and becomes your father instead. Combine Father and uncle and you have a funcle. This mostly happens with low income, ignorant redneck families.
Tom said, "My mom is now dating my uncle Kenny and they are getting married next month, so I guess that makes him my funcle or step-funcle."
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