Lad

Mainly, but not limited to, a group of males, 10 or so in number, dedicated to the purpose of walk, talk and act “hard”. The untrained eye usually mistakes them for exclusively wearing white cap, polo shirts and track pants, however that is wrong. There have been actually reported sightseeing of “lads” not wearing anything at all, but this is often accompanied with great volumes of alcopops.

Domestic violence, petty theft and general ignorance will often be associated with the term “lad”, and more times than often they end up being the victim. This is due to physical and mental attributes that goes along with being a “lad”.

Drunken lad stumbling outside a pub after being kicked out for offensive behavior.

Random person: “You’re a proper LAD! Come here you SCALLYWAG you!”

Facebook

A social network for making friends or enemies. Be aware of social sluts who tend to friend everything that breathes.

Random call girl - "Are you on Facebook, Mr. President?"

Fuck off

There are many ways to fuck off, but commonly it means to leave some distance between you and the person who wants you to fuck off. A person who fucks off is often mistaken for a salesman.

"Happy to see you again, Mark. We must do this again!"
Guy named Mark - "Oh fuck off will you!!"

Youtuber

Someone making money off halfass videos about nothing. Useless people, world would be better without them.

"So your a youtuber? How is pornindustry these days?"
Youtuber - "Its hard, but got to penetrate different markets to support the youtube videos. Having a blast off thought, I'm coming along!"

Swag

SWAG is the way you carry yourself around other homosexuals. To swag you must be able to walk with your pants around your ankles, that way other swaggers can recognize you behind the shades and the tilted snapback, two key accessories that make up the SWAG uniform. Swag is larger than life and should translate to everything you do, the way you talk, act, EVERYTHING. The main purpose is to be credited as a fresh, clean and fly individual. A victim of SWAG tends to draw a lot of attention to themselves, just like a car accident or a wildfire.

Swag fool: "I’m so fly!"
Random person: "Shut the f** up!"

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Rapper

Socially aware person who rhyme words over a beat. Sometimes the message can be mistaken for criminal conspiracy or anti social behaviour.

Girls dad - "What do you do for a living, son?"
Girls boyfriend - "I'm a rapper !"

Boyfriend runs away, escaping the shotgun fire!